SERIOUS COFFEE.
NOT-SO-SERIOUS LLAMA.
At Lame Llama Café, good coffee comes first.
It’s the kind of place made for slow mornings, long conversations and that second cup you definitely weren’t planning on having.
Find a cosy corner, grab something good and stay as long as you like.
We care about great coffee, good company and making people feel at home.
We take our coffee seriously.
Ourselves, less so.
Come for the coffee. Stay for the atmosphere.
And the llama, obviously.
Good coffee. Good vibes. Questionable manners.
LOOKING FOR LAME LLAMA CAFÉ?
If you're wondering where you can find Lame Llama Café, the answer is simple:
Anywhere you want it to be.
Lame Llama Café is a fictional brand created by Studio Miek, designed to look and feel like a real neighbourhood coffee shop.
No rent. No staff. No supplies.
Just the brand.
Put it in a film. A series. A creative project. Or give it a corner in a fictional world of your own.
We made the brand. You make it exist.
READY FOR ITS CLOSE-UP?
Need a coffee shop for a film, series, photoshoot or fictional world?
Lame Llama Café comes with its own visual identity, personality and questionable manners — ready to become part of yours.
Use it for set dressing, props, background branding or to bring a fictional neighbourhood to life.
No need to invent a coffee shop from scratch.
No need to accidentally clear a real brand for screen use.
Just add coffee. Or don't. It's fictional.
NOT JUST FOR THE SCREEN.
Not making a movie? That's okay.
The llama won't take it personally.
Use Lame Llama Café for a design project, portfolio, photoshoot, fictional business or any creative world that could use a coffee shop with a little personality.
Build a campaign. Create a scene. Dress a set. Tell a story. Or simply make something ridiculously good-looking.
Your world. Your story. Our llama.
SO, WHAT'S IN THE CUP?
Everything you need to bring Lame Llama Café into your world.
The original files:
High-quality vector files of the Lame Llama logos and brand elements, ready to use, resize and adapt.
The brand:
A Canva Pro brand board with the colours, typography, logos and visual ingredients that make Lame Llama, well... Lame Llama.
The ready-made stuff:
Mockups, social media templates and atmospheric visuals to help you put the brand straight to work.
No coffee beans. No espresso machine. No actual llama.
We provide the brand. The llama handles the rest.
WHERE DOES A
FICTIONAL CAFÉ
LIVE?
A fictional café still needs a place to call home.
Lame Llama Café has its place in the fictional town of Marewick — where good days live.
A real town seemed unnecessarily realistic.
GIVE THE LLAMA A PLACE TO LIVE.
Lame Llama Café is ready.
The logos are done. The colours are chosen. The questionable manners are firmly established.
All it needs is somewhere to go.
Get the complete Lame Llama Café brand package and make it part of your next film, series, design project or fictional world.
Available through Studio Miek on Etsy.
No llama care experience required.